Okay this is long overdue, I know. Happy Christmas and Merry New Year. Good, now that that’s out of the way.

Anyways, I’d like to start off the year (+17 days in) with a confession…

When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and peel figures of dicks.

Okay, so I started peeling clementines like this as a kid cause I thought it was hilarious (I still think they are). I didn’t realize until my co-teacher (I’m an elementary school teacher these days) started laughing at what I peeled.

Anyone else peel their clementines (tangerines?) like this?